Based on a true story about a guy we know and a girl he knew.

Our favorite part is the back and forth conversation that Mike has with "Charlene" in the bridge.


We met at the Spider
It was a party that went all night
You seemed to like me
It wasn't pretty
That's all right
(I just want to be friends, yo)

At your next occasion
You introduced your exotic friends
They seemed to like me
And they were pretty
(and here we go again now)

I want to take you in
I want to take you out
Get to know your friends
Don't get worked up about it
There's no need to be mean
'Cuz you're the means to an end
So come on now Charlene
Can't we just be friends?

I see your frustration
You want a man and you want him quick
Guess I'll hold out that carrot
While your girlfriends chase the stick
(I don't mean to be a dick, but...)


from As Big As You Can Get It!, released June 9, 2011
Music & Lyrics: Mike Adams & Scott Martin
Drums: Jim Evans
Bass, Vocals: Mike Adams
Guitars, Keys, B3, Vocals: Scott Martin

Party sample courtesy of FreqMan at Freesound.org


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